Hooligans beware. Ruffians take care. There’s a new law enforcer in town. The Red Defender and his sidekick Elmo are ever watchful in their quest to protect the innocent and maintain the right. The Red Defender studied with Chuck Norris for 6 months, then spent some time in the Fortress of Solitude before coming to our fair town. We thank you Red Defender!
Translation: I’d rather not spend money for a Halloween costume when we can fashion one out of stuff from around the house.
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